"Leave an inch of space between man parts"
The hugs that I usually exchange with my dad or brother fall somewhere between 6 & 7.
Then there's that other crappy hug... the one you get from the sewage worker you saved when you found him face down outside an outlet.
Theres always the one you don't want like from "Fred" at the end of his work day.
Hope he doesn't see this as I love him on here just don't want to hug him.
Hehew, yer don't wanna hug me, neither... the slightest pressure and/or exertion results in the breakage of wind.
If I could find a lady 3' 6" tall the mismatched heights would work fine
Ooooh, you are awful, Fuzzy... but I like you. (shades of Dick Emery???)
Wow.
Barnum and Baily would be a good start.